Earth Date: Why Mother Nature is a MILF

If there’s one thing Mother Earth does better than any of her sister planets, it’s giving birth.
She gestates. She grows things. She’s a Fertile Myrtle. She’s a baby mama. She’s preggers. Get my drift? She’s like Jon and Kate plus 8 wowzillion, ya dig?
The horny old broad has some randy heirs, too. Some of them breed every few days, while others modestly wait a year between litters. Yet, some of her more introverted progeny, like bamboo forests, get the urge once every 48 years.
Here’s how to invite some of Mother Earth’s offspring to a play date with yours.



Though it may be a little soon for “the talk,” this is the perfect time of year for a walk with your infant, toddler or preschooler.

